Krakanus
from Of Shameless Gore And Sexual Harassment by Vulvarot
lyrics
"gather round you scurvy scum
while I pour me a glass of rum
I'll tell you the story
of Moganus and it's wooden glory
meeting the Krakanus wrath
got him an ass implant
In the ol' times, when i was a lad
I was ship boy on Moganus' frigate
Bloody tiring job, but i was glad.
One day the sea turned wicked
Waves and wind punched like mad
And then a tentacle the hull whipped"
With a bottle of rum and a yohoho
gold is not the booty it's looking for
and the ship will sink down
On the sailors' coffins with a bottle of grog
he can't even sit the bastard sea dog
but bravely the krakanus he fought
While i swim it grabs me
and tears my ass apart, tears my ass apart
Hindquarters crushed into nothing
I got an ass implant, I got ass implant
It sucks
Gah! the ass implant it fucking sucks
why can't i feel when i fart
Gah! the ass implant it fucking sucks
why can't i feel when i fart
Tentacles... slimy
Tentacles... rape me!
My botthole lies over the ocean
my dignity sank in the sea
my butthole lies over the ocean
oh bring back my butthole to me
Argh, my ass,
end my misery!
Pooping has become an hell
Tentacles...
Tentacles...
while I pour me a glass of rum
I'll tell you the story
of Moganus and it's wooden glory
meeting the Krakanus wrath
got him an ass implant
In the ol' times, when i was a lad
I was ship boy on Moganus' frigate
Bloody tiring job, but i was glad.
One day the sea turned wicked
Waves and wind punched like mad
And then a tentacle the hull whipped"
With a bottle of rum and a yohoho
gold is not the booty it's looking for
and the ship will sink down
On the sailors' coffins with a bottle of grog
he can't even sit the bastard sea dog
but bravely the krakanus he fought
While i swim it grabs me
and tears my ass apart, tears my ass apart
Hindquarters crushed into nothing
I got an ass implant, I got ass implant
It sucks
Gah! the ass implant it fucking sucks
why can't i feel when i fart
Gah! the ass implant it fucking sucks
why can't i feel when i fart
Tentacles... slimy
Tentacles... rape me!
My botthole lies over the ocean
my dignity sank in the sea
my butthole lies over the ocean
oh bring back my butthole to me
Argh, my ass,
end my misery!
Pooping has become an hell
Tentacles...
Tentacles...
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from Of Shameless Gore And Sexual Harassment,
released August 26, 2015
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Vulvarot Merano, Italy
Vulvarot is grindcore-parody project born in early 2012 by the funny idea of merging grindcore with latin-american music.
From this initial proposal, many other ways to contaminate grindcore were conceived.
So, armed with idiocy and lots and lots of MIDI files, the band succeeded in the creation of the worst pile of musical nonsense you've ever heard: Vulvarot, the music you love, done wrong!
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Aug 2015 -
Aug 2015 -
Aug 2015
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